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A Tear In My Eye

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No Longer Required

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A Tear In My Eye

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No Longer Required

I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back

A Tear In My Eye

With A Heart Full Of Pride

I Must Go Out On A High

And Not To Answer To Why



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Inform The Suppliers

I'll Leave The Party In Style

And Not To Be Carried Out

Without A Cloud In The Sky

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A Golden Watch On My Side

Will Measure My Free Time